HAPPY 2017, Y’ALL!

The dreaded 2016 is finally over. #praise

Now y’all are probably (still) dying to know what’s going on in my dating life (at least I hope y’all still care). Here’s a brief recap:

• Met a guy out at a bar who I thought was amazing, funny, sweet, etc. I was looking to slow get to know him and he was looking for someone to fill the girlfriend position in his life. Long story short, he got bored when I wasn’t ready to bare my soul to him after three weeks and moved on.
• Met up with my ex and his new girlfriend. Turns out I’m doing just fine on my own.
• Finally decided to end something that has run its course. Details to come on the execution because I hate conflict (lol).

So what have I learned in 2017? I’ll tell ya:

1. A guy won’t respect you anymore than he already does if you wait to have sex with him. If you wanna fuck him, go ahead.
2. Closure is an AMAZING feeling. Tie up your loose ends and move on.
3. Take a break from dating assholes and give a nice guy a chance. They deserve it and you deserve to be treated well.
4. Keep an open mind. You never know when a random Tinder match can grow into something more.
5. Being single during the holidays is freakin’ fantastic. No one to kiss at midnight, but who needs someone when you and your girls get into a club for free? Having a boy at midnight would have just been a party pooper. Plus you won’t have anyone trying to get a piece of your rumcake. Win win win.

In all seriousness, thanks for hanging in there with me last year! Thanks for reading and sharing my stories – it means to lot. Cheers to getting more dates and giving less fucks this year.